At the Elliot Johnson Baseball Camp you learn to play the game the right way, which is hard. If you attend you'll get to focus on the following all important skill sets:
Running over catchers in exhibition games
Charging the mound in intra-squad games
Sprinting around all the bases, even when you've hit a routine ground ball and were out at first
Beating the hell out of your wife outside Boston area hotels (Brett Myers and Julio Lugo guest instructors)
Throwing over the cut-off man's head
So if you want to learn to play the game HARD, then come to the Elliot Johnson Baseball Camp, where we play every game Hard, no matter how pointless it is.