Thursday, March 27, 2008

Matsui's Strange Fetish




Hideki Matsui has apperently married a piece of paper with a drawing on it. Either that or his wife is a suspect in some crime and all he had was the police sketch based on eye witness descriptions.

It seems based on the limited information he gave the press that his wife is a spy. Or maybe Japanese paparazzi are just crazy like that. Only time will tell.

8 comments:

Another Yankee Fan said...

"Either that or his wife is a suspect in some crime and all he had was the police sketch based on eye witness descriptions."

That's a good one. Maybe he did it all just to win the bet with Jeter and Abreu :p

anonymous number two said...

Maybe his wife is one of those blow up dolls?

Bucky7588 said...

it only makes sense though, i mean, matsuzaka is his bitch, so he's gotta have a wife somewhere...

Roberto Alejandro said...

ouch number 2, don't knock it til you've tried it.

Anonymousss said...

Nice to know so many Yankee fans have no clue what Japanese Manga is.

Anonymousss said...

Nice to know so many Yankee fans have no clue what Japanese Manga is.

Qelqoth said...

I call rule #36 on Matsui but my god, that is totally bizarre.

Ku said...

didn't know he was married. so what happened his porn collections?