Monday, March 10, 2008

Kevin Brown's Spirit Lives On

Tigers Pitcher Jordan Tata is going to a hand specialist to confirm whether or not he broke his pinky finger after punching a door. Hitting things with your pitching hand is typically frowned upon by major league clubs. According to the article, Tata alleges that he wasn't thinking when he punched the door. I suppose that's better than if he had punched the door after following a logical progression of thought that concluded the best course of action to be punching the door with his pitching hand. For scientific purposes here's how that train of thought would have progressed:

I'm angry - Hulk is angry - Hulk smash - I smash - Door in way - Door smash!


Anonymous said...

Baseball players, thank God, are not that complicated.

Fernando Alejandro said...

It does make writing about them that much easier.