It was time, once again, to have a conversation with our favorite GM via satellite video phone. But since Omar Minaya was busy we called Brian Cashman instead. Zing! Here is a transcript of our conversation:
RJG: Bronny Cash, how are you broski?
BC: How do you keep getting this number?
RJG: Totally bro. So now that the Rays are going to the Series and A-Rod is dating Madonna, how do you plan to improve the team going forward?
BC: All options are open, we will do everything we can to improve our team and chase number 27.
RJG: You're willing to trade Hughes and IPK?
RJG: You're going to sign CC, Teixeira, and Burnett?
RJG: You're willing to fire Girardi?
RJG: So is "all options are open" kind of like "mission accomplished?" I mean, what does that even mean?
BC: I don't even know anymore.
RJG: It's not all about you Bronny.
[call dropped by DirecTV satellite service provider]