Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Who Scheduled This Postseason?
Why isn't there a game tonight? Or at least tomorrow night? Why is that both NLCS teams are decided by Sunday and the first game of the NLCS isn't until Thursday. How much cocaine, booze, hookers, and oil industry employees were involved in that decision making process? Honestly, was there an out of work monkey at the zoo who volunteered to do MLB scheduling? I'm going to assume yes because this scheduling is totally stupid. Personally, I blame Hank Steinbrenner's refusal to do an interview with us, but others deserve blame as well. Bud Selig deserves blame, as does Ty Cobb (racist bastard!). I also blame the dinosaurs. Had they not gone extinct like cowardly Tampa residents who refuse to do interviews, maybe this all would have been avoided. Maybe.