ESPN.com is reporting that a veteran Red Sox scout has been "charged with lewd and lascivious behavior after an incident at a hotel" witnessed by two teenage girls. So there you have it. The Red Sox may have a better closer, but their scouts are pervs.
Meanwhile in Tampa, Yankees scouts saved an infant from a burning building, stopped a mugging while it was in progress, and cured a blind man with the laying on of hands. All of these stories, however, have been underreported by the Red Sox loving liberal media in order to perpetuate the fallacy of Red Sox nation. For shame!
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You forgot to mention that Jeter is leading the research group to reverse global climate change and end all war.
I was watching the Yanks on ESPN today, and they were simultaneously denying the fact that they love the Red Sox, and then raving about everything about the Red Sox and dissing the yankees. I hate the media.
I'm just waiting for "An Inconvenient Truth 2" which documents Jeter's trips around the world and his lectures on climate change and world peace.
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