Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Who Scheduled This Postseason?
Why isn't there a game tonight? Or at least tomorrow night? Why is that both NLCS teams are decided by Sunday and the first game of the NLCS isn't until Thursday. How much cocaine, booze, hookers, and oil industry employees were involved in that decision making process? Honestly, was there an out of work monkey at the zoo who volunteered to do MLB scheduling? I'm going to assume yes because this scheduling is totally stupid. Personally, I blame Hank Steinbrenner's refusal to do an interview with us, but others deserve blame as well. Bud Selig deserves blame, as does Ty Cobb (racist bastard!). I also blame the dinosaurs. Had they not gone extinct like cowardly Tampa residents who refuse to do interviews, maybe this all would have been avoided. Maybe.
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They're giving Hank plenty of time to recover from the shock and awe of it all to ensure he doesn't miss any of the LCS action from either league!!!
Plus, it gives Bronny Cash a few extra days to give you a call back since you got disconnected....
Yankees fans, let's show some love for our Big G.
What's better to do when there's no baseball on TV?
Vote for the Big G.
Vote for the 'Stache.
It's not right if not even one Yankee can walk home with a trophy this offseason.
BTW, I really think you should delete "Convinced Steinbrenner to Not Trade for Santana" from the "Respect Jeter's Gangster Blog Accomplishments".
I still expect that Santana's arm will fall off while playing guitar hero while Phil Hughes pitches us to world peace, so we'll leave it up for now. I just voted for Giambi, I think he'll take it.
I voted for Giambi, but dang, the guy put his own dad in. Hard to compete with dude's own DAD!!! Definitely the sentimental winner. I voted a bunch of times though - stuffed the internet ballot box with the Big G 'stache vote. The Yanks have to win something this year!
Hey, at least my Tribe got something ~ Cliff Lee got Comeback Player of the Year and you know he'll get the Cy Young. Sorry, just had to throw that in. Gotta take my props where I can!
Cliff Lee had a great season, no taking that away from him. But Moose deserves the Cy Young on account of his advanced age. Besides, if the Yankees had had Cleveland's offense Moose would have won 30 games. We all know it.
In all seriousness, Cliff Lee's earned it. But he sucks at Kung Fu, thus shaming the Lee name.
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