Thursday, August 14, 2008

New Ad On Respect Jeter's Gangster

You may or may not have noticed, but we have added a new advertisement in the right hand menu for Grace Collector's memorabilia website. You might be asking yourself, why would I want memorabilia? I don't want to remember this season. Its a valid question, so to this end, on behalf of our new advertisers, we would like to call attention to the benefits of memorabilia:

1) Next time A-Rod strikes out with runners in scoring position, you can take solace in the fact that a Derek Jeter autographed ball is worth over $100 more than an A-Rod autographed ball.

2) When the Yankees lose a series to another third place team, you can use memorabilia to remind you of a better past. You can own memorabilia from a different era of Yankee history, one where we weren't playing so bad, and then talk about how good we were back in those days to your grandchildren.

3) With the economy floundering as it is, memorabilia presents itself as a phenomenal bartering tool. If the dollar ever collapses entirely, you can trade a Derek Jeter autographed ball for a new house, and a Josh Beckett autographed ball for a severe beating in New York City. What better way to protect your family in this unlikely yet still possible event than to stock up on Derek Jeter autographs?

In any event, this all serves to call attention to a new contributor to our page. Welcome them kindly.


raven said...

A Josh Beckett autographed ball for a severe beating in New York City?
Just imagine what a Carl the Saviour autographed ball will bring to you.

Fernando Alejandro said...

It depends on whether you get it before or after Carl saves the season for the Yankees.