Thursday, August 21, 2008
Yankees' Front Office Hates Fans
So Pavano is set to pitch on Saturday. This can only mean that either A) Brian Cashman hates the Yankees and their fans; or B) Brian Cashman does not want a new contract with the Yankees. I'd call random seat numbers and let the fans pitch before I let Pavano throw for the pinstripes. Hell, I'd bring back Clemens and sign Bonds on the same day before I brought Pavano up from wherever he was pitching before. This like a bad dream, only worse, like the grammar in the earlier part of this sentence. I'd correct it but Pavano is pitching on Saturday, which will pretty much be my excuse for everything for the rest of the week. "I know I said I would clean up around here honey, but Pavano is pitching on Saturday." Actually, now that I think about it, as long as Pavano is pitching for the Yankees I have a valid excuse to do whatever I want. Here's to Brian Cashman.