Thursday, August 21, 2008
Yankees Need Steroids
At this point I really wouldn't mind if they all started juicing. This is terrible. Robot Wars terrible. This is like everyone forgetting it's your birthday so you decide to walk to the store and a mad cow eats you terrible. So we're about to lose badly to Toronto. Granted, they have Halladay (?) on the mound but still, that's pretty bad. I wake up every morning to WFAN on my alarm clock radio (fancy, I know) and I have to hear Carton gloating about how bad the Yankees are and how they're not going to make it to the postseason. You can hear the smile in his voice when he talks about it. So to reiterate, this is Robot Wars terrible. You may not know what that means, but my brother does, and he can tell you that's pretty terrible. Thank God the semester's starting up soon and I can focus on other things.